TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtle Shell Backpack With 4 Masks

I’m not sure if there are words to properly convey how much I need this backpack. I first noticed it in Jenna Marbles’ “Landshark” video (it’s at 1:50 if you just want to see the backpack/are not into Ms. Marbles’ sense of humour). At first I was like, “Hey that’s a really cool turtle backpack, you could totally pretend to be a ninja turtle with that thing on!” Then I Googled it. It’s officially licensed merchandise. And it comes with four eye masks so you and your friends can play ninja turtles with your awesome turtle backpacks.

Totally tubular! I call Mikey!

You see, TMNT is the first show I can remember being completely and utterly batshit-insane over. Me and my brother had crazy amounts of their action figures and merchandise. I played all of the video games. I can sing all of the ninja rap AND perform the choreography. I ate the TMNT shaped-pasta put out by Chef Boyardee. For me the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wasn’t just a TV show, it was a lifestyle.

Beyond ‘I NEED IT’, this backpack is also very well reviewed on Amazon. It is described as spacious, made from a very durable and waterproof material, and has lots of pockets and a laptop sleeve. Apparently it fits a 13” laptop very comfortably, and you can get a 15” in there but it’s a bit tight. The average rating is 4 and a half stars, and you should probably read this review.